Looking for the perfect experience or gift?
With our fabulous gift experiences, we have something for everyone, no
matter what the budget or taste. Whether you are looking to treat
yourself or to surprise someone with a unique experience, these ideas are
perfect for any occasion! Offering several different experiences across the
UK, we’ve got your day sorted.
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Chef for the day
This is a great gift experience for the budding chef. Be a chef for the day at Chez
Skcollob restaurant. Learn to cook a variety of unique dishes with the pros, then, at
the end of the day, eat your own creation in the restaurant with a guest of your
choice.
£125
Operating Theatre Assistant
Be a theatre assistant for the day at the World famous Betty Hubbard Clinic. You’ll be
hands-on at the busy clinic where you’ll help perform a Sex-change operation. This
would make a great gift for any budding surgeon.
£225
Join the circus
This is a great gift for lovers of everything circus. Now you can indulge in your
ambition to be part of the World famous Skcollob circus team for the day. Learn the
techniques of the unique circus performers and be part of the public performance that
very night. An unforgeable experience like no other!
£325
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Help spread the cost of your gifts and experiences with a specially tailored payment plan from Skcollob Loans
or alternatively you can apply for a Clantoot credit card here.
Cruise experience
The Betty Hubbard Cruise Company™ proudly present a once in a lifetime opportunity
to set sail on that luxury perverse cruise you've always dreamed of, as we invite you
to board our magnificently converted factory ship the 'Pearl Necklace' for her voyage
of the North Sea discovering new Worlds of perversity
£999
Receptionist for the day
A fantastic opportunity to witness the comings and goings of one of the busiest
medical clinics in London. You’ll be answering the phone and dealing with customer
queries at The Betty Hubbard Clinic. A great opportunity to witness some truly weird
and wonderful individuals booking their treatments and operations.
£120
Take a look at the large range of medical products and services offered
at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. From felch pumps to a full-blown sex-change
operation we’ve got every product and procedure you could possible
want at prices you will not believe.
Laboratory Assistant
A great opportunity for budding scientists to see how many of the amazing products
are made at The Betty Hubbard Clinic. You’ll be able to make your own bottle of Sex
Spray and add your unique flavour to take home and try-out for yourself.
£125
Food development technician for the day
A fantastic opportunity to help Doctor Skcollob and his team of talented chefs make
the finest meat products. Our Sausages, meatballs pizzas and faggots are
meticulously made with the best fillings. We carefully source our ingredients from the
Betty Hubbard Clinic and other medical facilities all over the UK. At the end of your
busy day, take home a delicious creation of your choice.
£100
Terms and Conditions: We take no responsibility for loss of life or injury resulting from any of our services. Please consult your insurance
company and physician before making any bookings with us. The Betty Hubbard Clinic expressly disclaims responsibility, and shall have no
liability, for any damages, loss, injury, or liability whatsoever suffered as a result of your reliance on the information contained in this site. If
booking a circus experience, Please remember that wild animals can be unpredictable and dangerous, therefore we accept no liability for any
animal injuries, such as tiger attacks etc. The Betty Hubbard Clinic does not endorse specifically any experience, treatment, or procedure
mentioned on this site. We show little respect for your personal information and your privacy and will share or sell your information to other
organisations or the highest bidder. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and
must not be relied on as such.
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OUR CUSTOMERS LOVE THESE EXPERIENCES
“I done the operating experience. I wanted to do the sex-change one, but I done the MARP fitting
instead because they didn’t have no one ready for the sex-change who would let me carve them
up. It were great though, as I got to fit a MARP up some guy’s arse. He didn’t half scream when I
put the stitches in, as the anaesthetic didn’t work properly or something.”
Clinton Dennison, Leeds
“I’ve always wanted to work in a medical clinic, as I like seeing what’s wrong with people, but I
ain’t got no qualifications and that. So, I were real pleased when my boyfriend bought me the
receptionist for the day experience for my birthday. It was really good as I got to look through
loads of funny medical records and it were a real laugh answering the phone and seeing some of
the weirdos coming into the clinic.”
Mary Clunge, Brighton
I live on pies so I thought it would be great to have a day out at Jethro Kringe’s Pie shop. It were
great as they let me have a go at making their well tasty pies and I got to stuff my face with as
many pies as I could eat.
Derek Kunt, Norwich