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Welcome to webuyanykidney.com
We are very proud of the fact that we have developed a diverse and innovative range of
products and services over the years and have been at the forefront of technical innovation
since 1903 when we pioneered the first Sex-Change operation.
Now you can make a real difference to people all over the World who are suffering from kidney
disease and are living on borrowed time, thanks to an incredible new service from Doctor Skcollob
and The Betty Hubbard Clinic.
This fantastic new service lets you donate one or even both* of your kidneys to the growing number of
people all over the world who are suffering from various forms of kidney disease and are in a
distressed state as they so desperately need a transplant.
Perhaps you are in a distressed state as you need money and your bank or money lender has turned
you down for credit and even a loan shark won’t lend you the necessary cash. If this is the case then
we can help. We promise to pay you the best price for your kidney and are so confident in our offer,
that if you have been offered a better price for your organ by a rival clinic, then we will beat their price
and give you back twice the difference. If you are between the ages of nine and ninety and in
reasonable health, then we guarantee to accept you as a kidney donor, it’s as simple as that! So don’t
delay, sell us your kidney today!
*If you plan to sell us both your kidneys, please be aware that the risk of death from their removal may be considerably higher than if a single organ is
removed. All prices shown are an approximate guide and do not necessarily reflect the actual amount you will be paid for donating your organ. The Betty
Hubbard Clinic and Doctor Skcollob take no responsibility for any misguided decisions you may make as a result of your reliance in this procedure’s
safety. Please consult your doctor before having one or more of your organs removed. A mandatory life insurance fee of £300 must be paid to us before
your operation can be performed. We also recommend patients purchase their own life cover before they are operated on by us. The Betty Hubbard
Clinic requires that any individual we operate on signs a consent form that exonerates us from any injuries, brain damage or deaths resulting from any
of our operations. We also require that every patient signs a disclaimer that gives us permission to use any surgery leftovers that go into in any of our
tasty meat products with their consent. If after your operation has been carried out, we subsequently find that your kidney is not suitable for transplant
purposes, then we reserve the right to use your organ as an ingredient in our range of meat products. If this is the case you will only receive a goodwill
payment from us of £25. We sometimes find it necessary to perform certain emergency procedures on certain patients when they are under the knife,
due to circumstances beyond our control. In these situations any surgical waste is used in our meat products without the express permission of the
individual concerned. A small fee of £79 to cover administration costs is required from patients before any surgery procedure can be carried out. Please
allow up to 128 days from the date of your operation for any payment to be transferred to your bank account. The information contained in this site does
not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such.
How much will I get for my kidney?
Pricing structure
Ages 9 to 21 £1000
Ages 22 to 39 £800
Ages 40 to 70 £500
Ages 71 to 90 £300
Ages 91+ price on application
Why do people sell their kidney to us?
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All procedures carried out at The Betty Hubbard
Clinic
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Best price guaranteed or we’ll give you twice the
difference
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You’ll be In and out in only one day
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Totally safe* procedure using the latest keyhole
surgery techniques
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You’ll feel proud that you’re helping very ill people
get lifesaving transplants
“The pain was incredible but it was totally worth it to get the money I needed for a holiday and get
groped by one of them sexy nurses at the clinic”
Terry Mingebridge
webuyanykidney.com
Doctor Skcollob - our kidney specialist
Simply book your appointment online at The Betty Hubbard Clinic.
After contacting us, wait for your allotted operation date and time slot
You are given a brief health check by one of our sexy nurses to ensure your kidney is in a reasonable state to be used for
transplants.
Your procedure to remove your kidney is carried out by one of our skilled surgeons
You are discharged from the clinic later that day safe in the knowledge that you have not only made yourself a nice wad of cash
but have also helped transform the life of someone who would normally rely on dialysis treatments for the rest of their life.
Our mascot Sydney the kidney
Here’s what people say about us
“I was desperate to raise money to help a gorilla charity, so this seemed like the ideal solution”
Hilda Gland
“I found the whole ordeal pretty painful as I was pissing blood for about three weeks after my
operation. It was worth it though as I made enough money to buy myself a new phone”
Ricky Ringpiece
“I ain’t too clever but that doctor Skcollob bloke told to me it would be a good idea to have both of
my kidneys removed, so I did. I feel really ill now but at least I made myself a few hundred quid” -
Tarquin Phuknugget
It couldn’t be easier to donate a kidney to our service.
Here’s how it works:
It’s better out than in! sell us your kidney today
