The
Betty Hubbard Clinic - Body Parts Donation Service
We are very proud of the fact that we
have developed a diverse range of products and
services over the years and have been at the
forefront of technical innovation since 1903 when we
pioneered the first Sex-Change operation. Now you
can make a real difference to hungry people all over
the World thanks to an incredible new service from
Doctor Skcollob
and
The Betty Hubbard Clinic.
These days obesity is at truly epidemic proportions
and it’s a situation we want to see eradicated from
society. Because of this growing problem, Doctor
Skcollob and his dedicated team of professionals
came up with a brand new service: The Betty Hubbard
Clinic - Body Parts Donation Service.
This fantastic new service lets severely overweight
people donate parts of their unsightly bodies to be
made into inexpensive tasty meat products to feed
the growing number of hungry people all over the
world who would not normally be able to afford a
decent meal.
It
couldn’t be easier to donate part of your body to
our service.
Here’s how it works: Simply book your appointment at
The Betty Hubbard Clinic. After contacting us, wait
for your allotted operation time slot – your
procedure to remove part(s) of your hideous body is
carried out free* of charge – you are discharged
from the clinic later that day safe in the knowledge
that you have not only lost the weight you thought
would be impossible but have also fed a poor family.
Donate for FREE*
and loose that Gunt, gut, bingo wings and fat arse
in one easy operation. You can be in and out the
same day! Safe in the knowledge your unwanted fat is
being used for a worthwhile cause. |
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Loose the weight
today knowing your body parts are being put to good
use in delicious
sausages,
meatballs,
pizzas,
lasagnes and
faggots.
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Just look at what
just some of our happy patients say:
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“I had
three gallons of fat sucked out of my arse. Apparently it
was made into over sixty sausages that fed a whole wedding
party”
–
Betty Smork, Brighton
"I was the size of a
fucking bus before I had my Gunt completely sliced off and
made into faggots. My life has been transformed, plus it
makes me feel proud that a family of poor people won’t go
hungry for a while” -
Doris Mingepole, Bristol
“ I feel like a new woman now that I’ve had most of my
unsightly fat removed. The surgeon told me that he’d cut so
much flab off my body there was enough to make a banquet for
eight people”
- Freda
Wallace, Yorkshire
“Most of my arse was made into a lasagne that fed a family
of six”
- Shirley Mashed, London
“I was finding it almost impossible to lose my baby weight.
Thanks to the skilled surgeons I lost 17lbs of unsightly flab”
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Doris Bellend, Scunthorpe
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*The Betty Hubbard Clinic requires that
any individual we operate on signs a consent form that
exonerates us from any injuries, brain damage or deaths
resulting from any of our weight loss operations. We
also require that every patient signs a disclaimer that
gives us permission to use any surgery leftovers that go
into in any of our tasty meat products with their
consent. We sometimes find it necessary to perform
emergency operations on certain patients due to
circumstances beyond our control. In these situations
any surgical waste is used in our meat products without
the express permission of the individual concerned. A
small fee of £700 to cover administration costs is
required from patients before any surgery procedure can
be carried out. We also recommend patients purchase
their own life cover before they are operated on by us.
Why not
sign up today for Skcollob Sausage Donor Card.
Be safe in
the knowledge that after your death your valuable organs
will not be wasted.
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