In
June of 2001 seven of The New Site of the Weird team went to Portugal
for a week to relax, drink lots of alcohol and annoy the locals.
As
you might expect the holiday didn't quite go to plan, for a start our
neighbours didn't appreciate our disgusting naked drunken pool
antics at 5 o'clock in the morning. They were definitely very happy to
see us leave. Alcohol Detoxification was very important for one member
of the team (who will remain anonymous) ,he was found unconscious
on a roundabout one afternoon pissed out of his mind. How he found his
way back to the villa remains a mystery, he must of had help from the
beer fairies.
Unfortunately we only remembered we'd paid a £300
deposit for the villa after we had wrecked the place in a drunken orgy
of violence, naturally we lost lost our deposit on the place. When
we eventually left for home our driver decided to drop us all
off at the local filling station instead of the airport, which was
not exactly what we had in mind. At least we all made it back home
alive!