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In June of 2001 seven of The New Site of the Weird team went to Portugal for a week to relax, drink lots of alcohol and annoy the locals.

As you might expect the holiday didn't quite go to plan, for a start our neighbours didn't appreciate our disgusting naked drunken pool antics at 5 o'clock in the morning. They were definitely very happy to see us leave. Alcohol Detoxification was very important for one member of the team (who will remain anonymous) ,he was found unconscious on a roundabout one afternoon pissed out of his mind. How he found his way back to the villa remains a mystery, he must of had help from the beer fairies.
Unfortunately we only remembered we'd paid a 300 deposit for the villa after we had wrecked the place in a drunken orgy of violence, naturally we lost lost our deposit on the place. When we eventually left for home our driver decided to drop us all off at the local filling station instead of the airport, which was not exactly what we had in mind. At least we all made it back home alive!

We returned as the June 2002         Follow us on Twitter


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doll 1 doll 2 Detoxification time (again) Some people never learn
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Little man in a boat They've still got the scars
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"I don't fancy yours much"3 tarts in our boat
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Depraved pool antics We had a warm welcome at the airport Nice shirt


We recently found the video footage from the G.O.L.F.E.R.S. holiday that was thought to have been long lost. Here's a Preview video. We're giving away a limited number of FREE DVDs. email us here if you're interested in a copy

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It's important to pace yourself when drinking the local beer. We enjoyed the scenery at the local  beach. As the receipt states, we each had a tube each. A trio of totty at the beach bar
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"I hope you like your burgers well done love" Pissed up retards Obviously we lost our deposit on the villa Totally Fucked
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So that's what it stands for! For Christ sake, get down! Nice Croc Nasty Croc 
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croc of shit "I'm a lifeguard"  They didn't check the pool

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This page is dedicated to the memory of Timmy S.    1949 - 2010