In
June of 2001 seven of The New Site of the Weird team went to Portugal for a week to relax, drink lots of alcohol and annoy the locals.
As you might expect the holiday didn't quite go to plan, for a start
our
neighbours didn't appreciate our disgusting naked drunken pool antics at 5 o'clock in the
morning. They were definitely very happy to see us leave. Alcohol Detoxification was very important for one member of the team (who will remain anonymous) ,he was found unconscious on a roundabout one
afternoon pissed out of his mind. How he found his way back to
the villa remains a mystery, he must of had help from the beer
fairies.
Unfortunately we only remembered we'd paid a £300 deposit for the villa after we had wrecked the place in a drunken orgy of violence, naturally we lost lost our deposit on the place. When we eventually left for home
our driver decided to drop us all off at the local filling station instead of the airport, which was not exactly what we
had in mind. At least we all made it back home alive!
