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Event Hurling
Skills
Participants are judged on distance, consistency and odour in this projectile event.
Drink
One too many. |
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Event
Front Crawl
Skills After
loosing the ability to walk, the athlete must crawl home without
loosing his keys or mobile.
Drink
The drink should be
expelled in an alleyway or bus shelter.
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Event
Shot
Skills
Competitors must down the most measures
without passing out, vomiting or hallucinating.
Drink
Vodka, tequila,Sambuca or
ideally Absinthe
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Event
100 Litres
Skills
Staying power and incredible bladder
control are essential in this event.
Drink
Any of the kegged beers.
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Event
Asymmetric Bars
Skills
Combines 'propping up the bar' with a
tricky reaching manoeuvre. Points are awarded for style and posture.
Drink
Purist favour any pint in a
straight glass.
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Event
Rowing
Skills With
barely a nod to the Marquis of Queensbury rules, competitors must
ensure that no-one looks at their Woman
Drink
Anything that comes in a glass.
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Event
Weight Lifting
Skills
A test of both strength and friendship,
participants must move their unconscious competitor into a taxi.
Drink
All drinks are spilled when the
friend knocks over the table.
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Event
110m Hurdles
Skills
Often following the rowing event, the
ability to out-run the law over any obstacles is tested here.
Drink
Energy drink to go.
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Event
Discuss
Skills
Competitors must Bullshit on
subjects about which they have no real knowledge. The winner is the
last one to be able to form sentences.
Drink
Anything that makes you spit
when you talk.
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Event
3 Day Event
Skills
The purist of all endurance events, the
action occurs between periods of unconsciousness.
Drink
Never again.
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