'Self Contained'

A tribute to the B.L.A.


By renowned artist Sveti Clitoris.

The only unofficially Authorised Collectable of its kind.

SEND ONLY  £29.99*   NOW!

The beautiful B.L.A. plate in all it's glory

A Heartfelt tribute to the brave men of the
Backwaters Liberation Army

Brought to life in a signature edition commemorative porcelain style plate.

Now you can honour  them with 'Self Contained' a magnificent collectors piece from acclaimed plate artist Sveti Clitoris.

In the tradition of the most prized collectibles, this heirloom collector plate is crafted from the finest quality fibrous cellulose a combination of sawdust, newspaper pulp, wallpaper paste and re-cycled Chlorate tubs. 

Each plate is painstakingly printed and a hand painted border is applied by Indonesian rent boys.

bonus gift

Order today and receive this delightful bonus gift absolutely free! The  Sveti Clitoris designed B.L.A. desktop lighter makes a charming addition to any tabletop 

The Artist
Sveti Clitoris was born in 1965. In 1981 he received a grade 4 CSE in art from shipton Collage of further education and his work features prominently in collections across the UK, notably in Happy Eater and Little Chef.

Reservation order form

The 'Self Contained' Limited edition collectors plate

Print out & send to: Clagnut and Dangleberry Plates Ltd, Labia House, Wolverhampton.

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A small postage, packaging, insurance and delivery charge of £99 will be added to your bill. 

Please allow 12 Months for delivery before calling Watchdog.

I understand very little so please send me 'Self Contained' plate. I enclose £29.99 + p+p etc. Oh yeah, I'll have one of them free lighters as well. 

* Plus £99 postage, packaging, insurance charge

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Limited EDITION OF JUST 390,000