In June of 2001 seven of The New Site of the Weird team went to Portugal for a week to relax, drink lots
of alcohol and annoy the locals.
As you might expect the holiday didn't quite go to plan, for a start, our neighbours didn't appreciate our
disgusting naked drunken pool antics at 5 o'clock in the morning. They were definitely very happy to see us
leave. Alcohol Detoxification was very important for one member of the team (who will remain anonymous) ,he
was found unconscious on a roundabout one afternoon pissed out of his mind. How he found his way back to
the villa remains a mystery, he must of had help from the beer fairies.
Unfortunately we only remembered we'd paid a £300 deposit for the villa after we had wrecked the place in a
drunken orgy of violence, naturally we lost lost our deposit on the place. When we eventually left for home our
driver decided to drop us all off at the local filling station instead of the airport, which was not exactly what we
had in mind. At least we all made it back home alive!
They returned as the C.A.D.D.I.E.S.in June 2002
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GOLFERS In Portugal 2001 special
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DVD extras: Photo Gallery, Behind
the scenes, Extended Scenes,
Dedicated to the memory of Tim
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