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Since the dawn of time, mankind has strived to perfect the best tasting cider. Now, thanks to our pioneering brewing techniques we think we have achieved the impossible and made a unique alcoholic drink we like to call – Gypsy’s Kiss. I’m Cyril Kringe and me and my family have been producing award-winning, World-Class mulled wine using traditional techniques here at our farm in the heart of Somerset since the olden days. We only use the highest quality local ingredients for our delicious Gypsy’s Kiss alcoholic beverage. That’s why it tastes so bloody special! Gypsy’s Kiss -  A Premium Cider Made in Somerset This distinctly different cider is made using the finest Somerset apples and our other secret ingredients, here at Bellend farm in Somerset, using old fashioned techniques to give this well-rounded cider its distinctive crisp taste. This sumptuous cider is made the old fashioned way, which is why we believe gives this delicious drink its unique earthy flavour. The apples are carefully handpicked and then crushed by the feet of our local workers. The resulting juice and pulp is then poured into old plastic, fertiliser barrels, where it is left to ferment for up to four months to give the cider a very distinctive flavour. After the fermentation process is complete, the cider is ready to be carefully bottled by hand ready for consumption. We are confident that our cider is something that you have never experienced before; having a unique unpretentious taste, reminiscent of berries, oak and a slight aroma of French cheese. With an alcohol content approaching 18% this popular cider is bound to get any party started.
Made with only the finest cider apples. All natural ingredients. Guaranteed high alcohol strength. Made in the heart of Cider Country. Winner of many awards. Tastes fucking great.
Aroma: Unusual apple with hints of ammonia. Taste: Distinct apple with a slightly sour and salty tang. Colour: A deep yellow blush. Serve: In a fucking big glass, with a big chunk of Cheddar cheese.
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We could tell you our ciders and mulled wine are made using the greatest of care and the finest ingredients. But in the end nothing matters more, than what you our valued customers think. Below are just a few of your comments.
“This delightful but unpretentious cider is full of delicious apple notes with a distinct tangy aftertaste reminiscent of something far more expensive and sophisticated. Plus it gets me pissed really quick” – Billy Crapjam, London
“I don’t know much, but I do know I fucking love this cider. It’s the dog’s bollocks” – Terry Pigflaps, Coventry
“I think this cider goes really well with a Kringe’s Pasty  – Theobald Shagmonk, Bristol
“When I’m staying overnight at the Highbridge Hotel on business, I always make a point of ordering a couple of bottles of Gypsy’s Kiss and a six bottles of Kack beer to get me in the party mood. - Bernie Kuntwhistle, Cardiff
Ingredients: Somerset apples, Chinese apples, horse urine, pig urine, cow urine, organodiphosphate,  pig semen, rat blood, Sodium Hydroxide, artificial colours, chlorine triflouride, artificial sweeteners.
RUNNER-UP THE TASTE OF BRITAIN  AWARDS 2017
Company terms and conditions: Whilst some care is taken to describe our products in an accurate and honest way, some ingredients may differ from the advertised description. Although the quality of our ciders and mulled wine is checked periodically, we cannot guarantee these products will be free of any rather unpleasant bacteria or other hostile micro-organisms. If it appears that during or after the consumption of any of our beverages that you are becoming ill, we recommend that you seek medical help immediately. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from the consumption of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk. Whilst every care is taken to remove any shards of glass from cider and mulled wine bottles, some may remain. Keep out of the reach of small children and pets. Not suitable for people suffering from horse or pig urine allergies.
The Cyril Kringe Cider Company, Bellend Farm, Little Shyting, Somerset SH1 T69
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