•IT TASTED FUCKIN ORRIBLE•SHE’S A LOVELY LADY•I’M GOING FOR MY PIECE•I’LL SHOOT THE BASTARD•THEY’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE•QUICK! IT’S THE FILTH•HELP ME FIND MY THUMB
•AUTHENTIC BROKEN LEG•REALISTICALLY DETAILED FACE•ARMED TO THE TEETH•COMES COMPLETE WITH SOZ’S FAVOURED GUNS AND ACCESSORIES - FLACK JACKET, ‘DEACTIVATED’ HANDGUNS, UZI SUBMACHINEGUN, SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN AND EVEN A HAND-CANNON.
COMING SOON - TAMASOZI A VIRTUAL PSYCHO PET
Action Soz is the must-have toy for Christmas 2019Made from the highest quality materials, this 12-inch-high realistic doll comes complete with authentic clothing and weapons - just like the real thing! Make any child’s Christmas dreams come true and order yours now.
The Felcher Toy Company terms and conditions: Whilst some care is taken to describe our products in an accurate way, some aspects of the toy may differ from the advertised description. Although the quality of our products is checked periodically, we cannot guarantee the toy will be free of any rather unpleasant or dangerous substances such as: glass, arsenic, pins, spikes, chlorine trifluoride, pesticides etc. We cannot be held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from misuse of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is entirely done so at your own risk. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not be relied on as such. * Please note: On no account should this toy be used for any other use than its intended purpose as serious injury may occur. Adult supervision should be given at all times. Felcher Toys, The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Doctor Skcollob take no responsibility for any damage or injury that results from the misuse of this product. Not recommended for young children as they may choke on large parts.
“I didn’t have no clue what to buy my nephew for Christmas, but when I found this on the internet I knew he’d love it, as he’s a violent little thug whose role models include nutjobs like soz” Nobkin Trunks - Skegness“A great toy that looks and talks just like the real thing- scary!” Miranda Cuminacat – Bristol“I keep mine in the porch window to scare off burglars” Tarquin Phuknugget - London
DESIGNED BY THE LATEST COMPUTER RESEARCH AND MODELLED BY TAIWANESE CRAFTSMEN. THE ACTION SOZ BEARS AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE TO THE REAL THING.FEATURES INCLUDE:
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Coming soon – Action Soz accessories.Authentic black XR3i escort car with realistic oversized caravan - Now you can re-enact Soz’s infamous journey to Plymouth, where he towed a huge non road-legal caravan down to Devon, almost killing himself and other road users. Diving outfit – Dress your Action Soz in this great diving outfit. It’s just like the one he wore when he decided to blow-up part of Plymouth harbour. Comes complete with sticks of dynamite, air tanks and flippers. Down the dump outfit - Dress your Action Soz doll in this realistic shooting outfit. Comes with sawn-off shotgun and chest freezer complete with bullet holes