FELCHER TOYS PRESENT
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IT TASTED FUCKIN ORRIBLE
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SHE’S A LOVELY LADY
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I’M GOING FOR MY PIECE
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I’LL SHOOT THE BASTARD
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THEY’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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QUICK! IT’S THE FILTH
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HELP ME FIND MY THUMB
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AUTHENTIC BROKEN LEG
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REALISTICALLY DETAILED FACE
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ARMED TO THE TEETH
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COMES COMPLETE WITH SOZ’S FAVOURED GUNS AND ACCESSORIES - FLACK
JACKET, ‘DEACTIVATED’ HANDGUNS, UZI SUBMACHINEGUN, SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN
AND EVEN A HAND-CANNON.
COMING SOON - TAMASOZI A VIRTUAL PSYCHO PET
Action Soz is the must-
have toy for any child
Made from the highest
quality materials, this
12-inch-high realistic
doll comes complete
with authentic
clothing and
weapons - just like
the real thing! Make
any child’s Birthday or
Christmas dreams come
true and order yours now.
The Felcher Toy Company terms and conditions: Whilst some care is taken to describe our products in an accurate way, some aspects of the
toy may differ from the advertised description. Although the quality of our products is checked periodically, we cannot guarantee the toy will be
free of any rather unpleasant or dangerous substances such as: glass, arsenic, pins, spikes, chlorine trifluoride, pesticides etc. We cannot be
held responsible for any loss of life however caused arising from misuse of our products, including: distress, inconvenience or anxiety and is
entirely done so at your own risk. The information contained in this site does not constitute legal, commercial or professional advice and must not
be relied on as such.
*Please note: On no account should this toy be used for any other use than its intended purpose as serious injury may occur. Adult supervision
should be given at all times. Felcher Toys, The Betty Hubbard Clinic and Doctor Skcollob take no responsibility for any damage or injury that
results from the misuse of this product. Not recommended for young children as they may choke on large parts.
“I didn’t have no clue what to buy my nephew for Christmas, but when I found this
on the internet I knew he’d love it, as he’s a violent little thug whose role models
include nutjobs like soz”
Nobkin Trunks - Skegness
“A great toy that looks and talks just like the real thing- scary!”
Miranda Cuminacat – Bristol
“I keep mine in the porch window to scare off burglars”
Tarquin Phuknugget - London
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ACTION SOZ COMES DRESSED IN AUTHENTIC ‘COME THE REVOLUTION’ OUTFIT. EQUIPPED WITH
REALISTIC GUNS, JUST LIKE THE REAL THING!
PULL THE CORD ON HIS BACK AND HEAR HIM SPEAK SEVEN PHRASES:
DESIGNED BY THE LATEST COMPUTER RESEARCH AND MODELLED BY TAIWANESE
CRAFTSMEN. THE ACTION SOZ BEARS AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE TO THE REAL THING.
FEATURES INCLUDE:
Order your Action Soz today
for the bargain price of only
£19.99
Authentic black XR3i escort car with realistic oversized caravan - Now you
can re-enact Soz’s infamous journey to Plymouth, where he
towed a huge non road-legal caravan down to Devon,
almost killing himself and other road users.
Diving outfit – Dress your Action Soz in this great diving outfit. It’s just like the one he
wore when he decided to blow-up part of Plymouth harbour. Comes
complete with sticks of dynamite, air tanks and flippers.
‘Down the dump’ outfit - Dress your Action Soz doll in this realistic
shooting outfit. Comes with sawn-off shotgun and chest freezer complete
with bullet holes
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READ ALL ABOUT THE LEGEND OF SOZ HERE
Curious to know more? - Read all about the legend of Soz here
NEW - ACTION SOZ B.L.A. ESTUARY PATROL BOAT.
Action Soz now has his very own patrol boat. This boat includes everything needed to patrol the dangerous
coastline. The set includes - a machine-gun, grenades, dynamite, radio, rifle and all the tools needed for Action
Soz to protect the coastal waters against potential invaders.
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NEW - ACTION SOZ LIMITED EDITION - SPECIAL OPERATIONS OUTFITS
These authentic looking outfits come with all the weapons you would expect Soz to carry himself. They’ll
make the ideal addition to your Action Soz doll collection.
Coming soon – Action Soz accessories.
NEW - ACTION SOZ T-SHIRT
SHOW THE WORLD YOU’RE A TRUE ACTION SOZ enthusiast,
WITH THIS GREAT T-SHIRT. Made FROM 100% TERYLENE;
YOU’RE SURE TO LOOK STYLISH AT ANY EVENT WEARING THIS
GREAT GARMENT.
