We
are delighted to introduce this fantastic new footwear design for the 21st. Century.
Originally
designed by NASA for the failed 1987 Mars landing, Duck Boots remain at the
height footwear technology.
Take
a look at these great features:
* One
size fits all
* Teflon Coated Soles
* choice of two
colours
* Laces included
* Waterproof (probably)
* As worn by the SAS
Just
look at what just some of our satisfied customers have said about Duck Boots:
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"A
major advance in footwear design"
R.
Soles. National boot & Sandal Council of Great Britain. |
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"Duck Boots kept my feet completely dry when I hammered them whores
to death in the pouring rain. I would recommend them to any crazed
serial killer"
Peter Sutcliffe, Yorkshire Ripper |
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"The
most stylish shoes I have ever worn"
Quentin Crisp |
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"You can even wear them swimming"
Robert Maxwell
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"Kept the blood off my socks"
Dr.
Harold Shipman. Former GP and mass Murderer.
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"I owe the success of my gold medal to the comfort and aerodynamic
properties of Duck Boots"
Sally Gunnell. 1992 Olympic gold medal winner.
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"I can swim like a fish in Duck Boots"
Michael Barrymore.
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"If only I was wearing Ducks Boots for the Olympic marathon event things
could of been a whole lot different"
Paula
Radcliffe. Failed marathon runner
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"They're
great for doing building and gardening"
Fred West.
Former builder and mass murderer.
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for
only £49.99+p&p* you can be the
proud owner of these amazing new shoes. Why not order a pair for
yourself or a friend, we guarantee you wont regret it!
SPECIAL
OFFER*
Order
2
pairs of Duck Boots
today and receive this rather dashing 'denim effect' nylon safari suit absolutely
free!*
PLUS! that's
not all! If you order
5 pairs of Duck Boots you'll also receive a free 7 day holiday for two in Spain**
*postage and packaging add ten quid
**Offer excludes flights
and accommodation
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