Celebrate this festive season in style with a glass of Cyril Kringe's Mulled Wine - The Pure Taste of the West Country.
If you're fed up of the usual turkey, this Christmas why not treat your Family to these delicious sausages instead.
Our mascot Cyril Cyst encourages kids to eat healthily this Christmas with his tasty meatballs.
The Betty Hubbard Nursing staff sing you their important Christmas message in this special video
Welcome to The New Site of the Weird Christmas page. As a big thank you to our fans (both of them) we bring you this delightful page filled with festive cheer and weird shit. We hope you will continue to enjoy our delightfully bad taste website in 2024, where we have some truly weird content planned for your delectation.
As a special Christmas offer, we’ve teamed up with Felcher Toys to bring you this special seasonal bargain. Children and adults alike will be thrilled with this realistic Action Soz doll, and at only £19.99 it represents excellent value for money. Orders yours here today!
I can't take no more of this weird Christmas shit!
WHY DID HE BUY ME A FUCKING FELCH PUMP FOR CHRISTMAS?!
BUY YOUR XMAS GIFTS HERE
Looking for the perfect experience or gift this Christmas? With our fabulous gift experiences, we have something for everyone, no matter what the budget or taste.
Don’t give the usual boring Christmas cards to your friends and family this year. Download our exclusive FREE pack of 24 cards. Print them out and send a card with a difference!
Book Launch Coming in 2023 We are pleased to announce that out brand new book will be released in May 2024 to celebrate 25 years of The New Site of the Weird. Our roving news reporter, Arthur Teacake has compiled his favourite news stories he’s reported on during his 25 year career. Our brand new book will be available to download on Amazon sometime next May.
They’re fucking great cards!